1.  a gay midget carrying a Chihuahua yells at you for jay walking.

2.  you pull up to the parking lot gate around 11pm, and right before you insert your card for the arm to lift, the power goes out...and doesn't come back on before you have to go to work at 4 am.

3.  Your step dad tries to be a nice guy and take care of getting your car repaired, even lets you borrow his for a week, and when he brings your car back to your apartment, your dead asleep and don't hear him knocking.  man i feel like an arse.

4.  you're life is so busy, you have to schedule things that overlap, and end up sleeping through both of them anyway.

5.  you're room is a wreck, but you're barely home/awake to notice/care/clean.

6.  the one night you have some spare time to work on your hobbies, which involves being online and a computer, the power is out.

7.  You tell your new roommate/cousin that power should be restored soon, since you live blocks from downtown, you're in a high priority area to be restored.  When you get into work, you find out that duquense light routed all your power to downtown.

 

and this one just in...when you look at the statistics on your site, you see that people are being directed to your site when they search google for "innie nipples"   yeah, that does wonders for your self-esteem.